Well, things are rolling right along with school..work..and life in general. I have now been totally acclimated to my nursing assistant job at the hospital. I only had 2 days of orientation with a preceptor (who was phenomenal!) and then the 3rd day, I was on alone..on a Saturday! My partner was not the best and not helpful at all..but I'm pretty
independent anyway so I wasn't really affected by it. Working the 7am-3pm shift reminded me of the summer
clinicals I had during the nursing assistant course, especially how much I HATE waking up early..but I'm getting used to it again. Somewhat.
I really like my floor. I'm working on the telemetry (cardiac) floor and we're right in the middle of
SICU (Surgical Intensive Care Unit),
MICU (Medical Intensive Care Unit) and
CICU (Cardiac Intensive Care Unit). It's pretty cool. All of the nurses are pretty chill as well, except for 1. I had heard about her before I got to the floor but in reality, her bark is worse than her bite. I joke with her a lot so we're getting along fine..for now. Plus, some people are just the way they are and you have no choice but to accept it.
The patients are pretty funny. We had 1 patient (who I've had ever since I started). Apparently "Mr.
Italiano" is a mobster..
lol. One of the other nursing
assitants claims she heard one day he was talking to his son (he's been a previous patient before) and the son told him that someone owed them $150,000. "Mr.
Italiano" said that if that person didn't pay them soon..they would be "eaten by the fishes." Now, I don't know how true this story is..but it's pretty funny to hear this about a man who needs me to wipe his butt when he has a bowel movement. And those
code browns, or rather in his case code "mushy black stuff" are NOT what's up..in the least way.
The hospital has a lot of patients that are up in the 80s and 90s (I do
clinicals for school here as well). So, it's interesting to see how they view getting older and life in general. Around that time, people have lost many, many friends and family members and it's kinda lonely. Their children and grandchildren are busy making doing their lives as well.
Today, I had 2 patients, that were actually roommates, with a somewhat similar
out view..but expressed it differently. My one patient (who was 90) expressed how she was 90 and how her sister lived to be like 96..but she didn't want to live that old. She noted how her children had their lives and she generally just reflected on her life. I asked her how long her parents lived and that just opened up a bunch of other stuff that I won't post. But, in general, it kind of was like a woe-is-me outlook. Her roommate on the other hand (which she actually spoke about when talking about life in general) was ready to die (which is what she told the first lady!). I was helping lady #2 (who I'm not sure how old she is but she looked older than the 90 y/o lady #1) get dressed because she was being discharged to a nursing home and she seemed really frustrated that she couldn't help me get her pants on. She was kind of hard of hearing and I could tell she was getting frustrated. She finally threw up her hands and said "Don't get old!" I was like..well, I want to get old! I don't want to die young! She just rolled her eyes! Then, when I finally got her pants up and was putting her little cover up jacket over her..she got frustrated with trying to put her arms in the hole. She then exclaims "I wish I would just croak!".
LOL! The subject is not funny but the way she just said it..I started to laugh and was kinda like "No, you don't!" But, apparently she does if she even told her roommate! The things old people say...
With all that fun at the hospital, all is still going well at school. I got a 100% on my
Pharm. quiz. Even though it was "just a quiz", it's worth 35% of my final grade! Exam #2 is like in 2 weeks and I need to get the ball on studying! We also had to do a Loss and Grief presentation on different type of losses. I chose the Loss of a neonate, infant or child. With all the experience I have with that (not personal but through family members and friends), I'm surprised I didn't breakdown! Even though I did tear up at the end of the presentation when the "In
Remembrance" page came up with the list of my "angel babies."
We also had a Math Lab..
OMG! I really dislike math!! It's all "nursing" math..converting milligrams to grams..how many milliliters are in a ounce..how many pills to give without killing anyone. It was crazy. Each question that had anything to do with
digoxin, I was like killing the patient. I think you're only suppose to give like 1 or 2..and I was giving like 5. Nice. Anyway, the math test is next Wednesday. You have to get a 100% on it to give out medications (yikes! Hopefully, no
digoxin!) and you only get 3 tries. I'll let you know if I pass the "How Well Can You Deal Drugs?" test! :)